I loved that Sizzle and Dustin put themselves out there yesterday...so I thought I'd do the same today.
I can't whistle. I actually spent an entire day trying different tips and tricks on the Internet and nope, I just create enough spit filled wind to blow out candles for days.
I can't chew gum. I gag, sneeze and have all kinds of issues...Dentyne Ice is the enemy.
I can't even begin to deal with folding fitted sheets. Instead, I spend my time sculpting my pile of cotton into my faux fold. It appears to be neat and tidy on the outside, but the inners are a flippn' ball o' mess. I would be much better off with one set of sheets.
I can't eat baby carrots without hiccuping...every single time, no matter how slow, doesn't matter if they are cut up, etc. I hiccup every fucking time.
I can't sit through an entire movie at home without needing to do something else. I'm fine if I'm at the movies...but a DVD at home is a different story. I get up to get a drink or food, to pee, to answer the phone, to play with the dog, to read magazines, catalogs...I just can't chill out....but I can watch 4-5 hours straight of Tivo'd TV shows without needing any of the above. It drives DH crazy. I have DVD movie commitment issues.
I can't blow my nose without coughing.
I can't eat BBQ'd/Grilled meat off paper plates. The fuzzy paper/juice/cutting thing is wrong on more levels than I can count.
I can't lotion up after a shower or before getting into bed...way too slimy and gross.
I can't sit in the dentist chair without gripping the shit out of the arm rests. It's pretty much a death grip until it's over. I catch myself doing it and I can't even stop.
Wow...I think I'll stop before I hit major freak level - I think I'm floating right around totally weird right now and I'm cool with that.