Things I can't do...

I loved that Sizzle and Dustin put themselves out there yesterday...so I thought I'd do the same today.

I can't whistle. I actually spent an entire day trying different tips and tricks on the Internet and nope, I just create enough spit filled wind to blow out candles for days.

I can't chew gum. I gag, sneeze and have all kinds of issues...Dentyne Ice is the enemy.

I can't even begin to deal with folding fitted sheets. Instead, I spend my time sculpting my pile of cotton into my faux fold. It appears to be neat and tidy on the outside, but the inners are a flippn' ball o' mess. I would be much better off with one set of sheets.

I can't eat baby carrots without hiccuping...every single time, no matter how slow, doesn't matter if they are cut up, etc. I hiccup every fucking time.

I can't sit through an entire movie at home without needing to do something else. I'm fine if I'm at the movies...but a DVD at home is a different story. I get up to get a drink or food, to pee, to answer the phone, to play with the dog, to read magazines, catalogs...I just can't chill out....but I can watch 4-5 hours straight of Tivo'd TV shows without needing any of the above. It drives DH crazy. I have DVD movie commitment issues.

I can't blow my nose without coughing.

I can't eat BBQ'd/Grilled meat off paper plates. The fuzzy paper/juice/cutting thing is wrong on more levels than I can count.

I can't lotion up after a shower or before getting into bed...way too slimy and gross.

I can't sit in the dentist chair without gripping the shit out of the arm rests. It's pretty much a death grip until it's over. I catch myself doing it and I can't even stop.

Wow...I think I'll stop before I hit major freak level - I think I'm floating right around totally weird right now and I'm cool with that.

Comments

[Aim]

OMG, the whole fitted sheets thing... I'm the same way. Too funny. I just don't have the patience or the know how to make the nicely folded, LOL! But you are right...they look great on the shelf. Thank Goodness I don't have a maid or someone else making my beds, if they unfolded the sheets they would know my secret ;o)

Oh, and I can't whistle either. I've always wondered how people whistle with their fingers so loudly, LOL

Miss you.

Hugs,
Aim

[sizzle]

i had so many more i could have posted but i stopped too. ;) is it only baby carrots,not regular carrots that give you the hiccups? how unusual!

i'm a poor whistler (and not with my fingers in my mouth either). i can barely wink. i hate gum (TMJ). And I can't sit still watching a movie/tv at home to save my life.

:) yay for you for doing this!

[jessica]

I can't roll my "r's"
I can't wink with my right eye, only my left.
I don't eat anything orange (besides cheese)

I'm a big freak too!

~jess

[Hilly]

I get the same thing with carrots and do the same thing with fitted sheets. And by "same", I mean I roll them in a ball and don't even try :).

Seriously, I need to make one of these so you don't feel like a freak cause you know I have as many of these as you do!

[Catherine]

Ha! The sheet thing, me too!! I bring 'wad' up to a whole new level. Also, I can't drink anything strongly carbonated without getting the hiccups, and I cannot stand the hiccups. I very rarely drink those anymore, only mildly carbonated things, like most beer. I haven't had pop in a looooong time.